La bise

Negotiating la bise* in France is a trap for young players and is almost certain to cause some embarrassment as some time or another.

While Anglo-Saxons are more inclined to shake hands when greeting one another (or do we kiss, or hug or do nothing? See? C’est compliqué*!), the French are conditioned to faire la bise*.

A very instructive insight into this cultural norm is found in the video below. The part I love the best is the step-by-step instruction as to where to place your hand, what noise to make and the fact that la bise is really not a kiss at all.

At the end of the video, the presenter recommends another very funny video by English comedian Paul Taylor, who was the ambassador of Le Festival a couple of years back. You may have even seen him perform at Le Tivoli.

WARNING: While the video below is definitely safe for work, if you do go on to search out Paul Taylor’s take on the French and their salutations*, be aware the language is quite ripe. You were warned!

*the kiss | *It’s complicated! | *to kiss in greeting | *greetings